OK, haven’t been posting much. There’s been a lot going on around here, mostly of a personal nature that has some pretty serious downsides if not handled corectly. In that light, I’ve just kind of been mucking around and finalizing my own personal plans for world domination and the restoration of my credit rating.
While doing so, I stumbled on to this Evil Plan Generator. I must admit that it’s helped me along greatly in my quest for evil glory, so I thought I’d share it with you.
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a senator. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don’t want to think about, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that’s really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
So good luck to all of you with your own plans for world domination, or wahtever else it is that you’re working on. I’ll get back to regular posting after tomorrow, assuming that all goes well that is.
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I’m sorry to hear that life has thrown a few curve balls your way lately. Yay for getting back on track with your world domination plans though!